" one-armed bandit "

 [ "one armed bandit" ]

1: A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

  * e.g.,  ... That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours. 

 [ "one armed bandit" ]

1: Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.

  * e.g.,  ... Watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they're going to shoot some ships 

 [ "One armed bandit" ]

1: When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection. If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

  * e.g.,  ... I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke 

 [ "one armed bandit" ]

1: A bandit with one arm.

  * e.g.,  ... Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though. 

 [ "one armed bandit" ]

1: A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

  * e.g.,  ... The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning. 

 [ "One Armed Bandit" ]

1: A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.

  * e.g.,  ... Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room" 

 [ "One Armed Bandit" ]

2: So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

  * e.g.,  ... Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!" 

 [ "twelve-hour one armed bandit" ]

1: A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit. 

 [ "One Armed Mexican Bandit" ]

1: When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!